We finally have an answer…
June 17th, 2008 | by mmb5 |We’ve been waiting nearly four months, but we finally have an answer to what festive movement performers are. Apparently, they are stilt dancers from Cleveland. My alma mater, and specifically my division (notice they’re not even a “school”), spends money to import Zubaz-remnant wearing, multi-pogo-stick-leaning dancers from Ohio. Apparently, the University of Michigan can’t seem to produce enough performance artists, we have to import them. This is why you do not pay one cent in tribute to your alma mater, they will just waste it.
One Response to “We finally have an answer…”
By Mark on Jun 19, 2008 | Reply
I was going to express dismay that they weren’t naked, but then seeing the pictures figured that was probably for the best.