Archive for October, 2008

To the ad wizards…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Dear whoever handles the account for Wendy's: The chain was named for Dave Thomas' daughter, who was raised in Indiana and Ohio.  So she should not sound like a valley girl.  And if you do other commercials with female voice-overs, they should not sound like valley girls, either.  It's very ...

Why I hate the dentist…

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

I just paid $200 to... Be placed in an uncomfortable position Be told what a bad boy I've been Have pain inflicted on me Have my hygiene habits mocked Yet unlike other professionals who do the same thing to their customers, I did not get sex at the end.