| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Glen or Glenda Campbell | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 386.4 | 156.8 | 229.7 | 18 | 94 | 13 | 189 | 18.40 | 1.38 | 112 | 2333 | 20.83 |
| AquaScum 2K4 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.889 | 340.8 | 157.8 | 183.0 | 8 | 97 | 12 | 168 | 18.26 | 0.67 | 105 | 2037 | 19.40 |
| Ginger Rochester | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 233.8 | 176.2 | 57.6 | 7 | 77 | 20 | 189 | 11.13 | 0.35 | 84 | 1329 | 15.82 |
| Hooked on Phonics...and Crack | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.667 | 328.8 | 148.7 | 180.1 | 7 | 93 | 11 | 189 | 15.66 | 0.64 | 100 | 1979 | 19.79 |
| Are You There Pitt? It's Me, Margaret | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0.556 | 231.1 | 183.9 | 47.2 | 7 | 74 | 14 | 189 | 11.01 | 0.50 | 81 | 1305 | 16.11 |
| Off-Colour Remark #352: The One About Your School | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 | 182.3 | 190.8 | -8.4 | 5 | 61 | 12 | 189 | 8.68 | 0.42 | 66 | 1016 | 15.39 |
| Scary Rochester | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 86.1 | 265.6 | -179.4 | 2 | 39 | 8 | 189 | 4.10 | 0.25 | 41 | 395 | 9.63 |
| Northwestern B | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0.222 | 122.8 | 245.7 | -122.9 | 7 | 47 | 14 | 189 | 5.85 | 0.50 | 54 | 600 | 11.11 |
| Iowa Thundering Heard | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0.111 | 60.8 | 270.9 | -210.1 | 1 | 27 | 5 | 168 | 3.26 | 0.20 | 28 | 287 | 10.25 |
| Baby Rochester | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0.000 | 62.1 | 238.8 | -176.7 | 2 | 29 | 3 | 189 | 2.96 | 0.67 | 31 | 254 | 8.19 |